中文(简)
Historymaker2 留言板 (529) 留言
nhi bro...accha ab chalte h
Teacher: Jo mere sawal ka jawab dega wo ghr ja skta hy.,
Pathan ne foran apna bag khirki se bahir phenka..
Teacher: Ye bag kis ne phenka hai..??? ; ,
Pathan: Main ne ….. yahooo.. … Chutti
good nyt
''Khusnaseeb hai hum jo hamein sapne lene k liye ye pyari si raat mili
ye chand, ye tare mile or sapno ki saugat mili.
Is pyari si raat ko yun hi jaag k na gawan dena.
Kya pata sapne lene k liye ye raatein kitne janmo baad mili.''
So don't waste ur time
& go to bed & take sweet dreamas.
.........ZZZzzzZZZ..............
╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
A servant enrolled his
donkey in a race and won.
The local paper read:
'SERVANT's ASS WON'.The king was so upset with this kind of publicity
that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey.
He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:
"QUEEN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN".The king fainted.
Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for 10.
Next day paper read:
"QUEEN SELLS HER ASS FOR 10".This was too much,
KING ordered the queen to buy
back the donkey and leave it to the jungle.
The next Headlines:
"QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD & FREE"
The king died next day!(●̮̮̃•̃)Power of media.!..(●̮̮̃•̃)
Keep 
Smling╰★╮ ƸӜƷ ๑❤๑ ƸӜƷ ╰★╮
Dil ko sub se ziada Dard kab
hota hy?
.
Jb pyar me dhoka
ho?
Nahi.
Jab exam me fail ho?
Nahi.
Jb koi qemti Cheez chori
ho jae?
.
.Phr Kab Dil ko Dard hota hy?
.
.
.
.
.
.
Jb mobile chargin pe lga kr jayen
OR
2 ghanty bad Aayen to charger hila
hua ho…
(‘.’)
<)(>
_/./_
gut nyt
..zZzz
zZzz...sidhe se use bol deee
par wo accha nhi hoga
q ki soch tere gf ko koi aisa bolega to kaisa laggega tujhe
par ye tere mamla sulgha lee tuu..apna tarika se
ab chalta huu
Take a glass of sugar
and put it in your eyes
so you will have sweet dreams!
If you want masala dreams,
then try chilly powder!
Good night
Have a nice dream.
(¯`°.
good morning.°´¯)My heart is so small
it’s almost invisible.
How can You place
such big sorrows in it?
“Look,” She answered,
“your eyes are even smaller,
yet they behold the world.”
friendship is a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only u & me can feel it…
(¯`°.
good morning.°´¯)**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)** An English professor wrote the words,
"Woman without her man is nothing,"
on the blackboard and directed the students to punctuate it correctly.
The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."
The women wrote: "Woman! Without her, man is nothing."
I hope its not confusing
♥(●̮̮̃•̃)The Images of Mother (●̮̮̃•̃)♥
4YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mommy can do anything!
8 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mom knows a lot! A whole lot!
12 YEARS OF AGE ~ My Mother doesn't really know quite everything.
14 YEARS OF A! GE ~ Naturally, Mother doesn't know that, either.
16 YEARS OF AGE ~ Mother? She's hopelessly old-fashioned.
18 YEARS OF AGE ~ That old woman? She's way out of date!
25 YEARS OF AGE ~ Well, she might know a little bit about it.
,*”*,*”*,Beauty of a Woman,*”*,*”*,
The beauty of a woman is not in the clothes she wears,
The figure she carries, or the way she combs her hair.
The beauty of a woman must be seen from her eyes,
Because that is the doorway to her heart,
The place where love resides.
The beauty of a woman Is not in a facial mole,
But true beauty in a woman is reflected in her soul.
It is the caring that she lovingly gives,
The passion that she shows.
♥The beauty of a woman With passing years-only grows♥
**(●̮̮̃•̃)☆♥
♥☆(●̮̮̃•̃)**╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥
♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮
Moon and sun
Booth are lovers
Love everyday
For day and night
Sun was very hot
Moon was very cold
But booth are loving
What...
Moon and sun
booth are lovers?
Long long
Years...
Moon and sun
loving...
day by day
making
night and day...
its nature
But runding
the earth help
of moon and sun
love...
is it is love.... ?
Morning Is A Wonderful
Opportunity To Wish, To Love, To
Care, To Smile And To See You In
Good Mood
One day Monday went toTuesday
to see Wednesday and
ask Thursday wheather
Frday has told Saturday
that SundaY is a FUN day
…Good Day…╰★╮ƸӜƷ♥
♥ƸӜƷ╰★╮--(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)-- ●A FEW FACTS ABOUT A LOVE RELATION●
♥mutual sharing♥
♥mutual caring♥
♥mutual loving♥
♥mutual understanding♥
♥mutual sacrificing♥
●These are the basic key to a perfect relation●
The ones who have any of these missing..
plz realize that u are with the wrong person..!
In most relations, what happens is that...
one is being loved too much while the other is not being loved at all..
one person is sacrificing and adjusting, while the other is not..!!
one person understands his or her lover's silence,
while the other fails to understand even their words..!!
Such a relation is imperfect and in the long run..
It gives you nothing more than a broken heart
and uncountable drops of tears..!!
Value your self, else no one else will...!!
Courage means to keep working a relationship,
to continue seeking solutions to difficult problems,
and to stay focused during stressful periods.
█ WISHING UR LOVELY LOVE RELATION █
●
♥GOOD NIGHT♥● --(●̮̮̃•̃)♡☆
☆♡(●̮̮̃•̃)--
chal ab
Do U know D relation beetween Smile & UR face?
.
UR face looks gud with a smile,but smile look more gud on UR face.
.
So keep smiling.
'most effective sleeping pill…peace of mind
mots crippling disease…excuses
most powerful force in life…love'
so...no excuses
Peaceful dremzzz wit peace...
Do U know D relation beetween Smile & UR face?
.
UR face looks gud with a smile,but smile look more gud on UR face.
.
So keep smiling.
'most effective sleeping pill…peace of mind
mots crippling disease…excuses
most powerful force in life…love'
so...no excuses
Peaceful dremzzz wit peace...