Teacher,,,,what is different between orange n apple....?
student,,,,orange is orange in color,but ap'le is not apple in color.....
Teacher,,,,what is common, between JESUS,KRISHNA,BUDDHA ND GANDHI...?
STUDENT,,ALL R BORN ON GOVERNMENT HOLIDAYS......
Teacher,,,Imabine j r on third floor n their is fire what will u do....?
Student....I will stop my IMAGINATIONS.....
Wnile returning frm picnic,,,
Teacher,,,,now we r reaching Bombay.....
students.....Bombay,,bombay.....
Teacher,,,Be silent....
students,,okk...Ombay,,,ombay ombay....
Teacher....wrige in snort,,abt Gandhi Jayanti..
Student....Gandni was a great man,,,but i dont know who is Jayanti....
Teacher can u spell d word whkch has maximum letters...?
Student.....P-O-S-T-B-O-X.....
Teacher,,,,wnen is ur Birthday....
student,,,,,15th April....
Teacher,,,which year.....
Student.....Teachel evely yearl...
Have nice day...
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