lachak gai to bura hal ho jayega

Nahi khaya bye tc

lachak gai to bura hal ho jayega

acha to fir buddy kisse kahegi tu......

achaaaaaaaaa to fir din bhr khati raha kar....

hahahah.. Kamar lachak jayegi

Mai vi thk

mein sirf gobi alu .... tu rise itna khati ....ve or moti ho jayegi .....

Helloo beta
kaise ho janu
Miss you so much

haah ve jab so ke utha tha tabhi karv liya tha....

or kya kha aj tune.?

wellcome buddy

Girl – jante ho tum ladke kyon bal katbate ho?
Boy – batao?
Girl – taki badtmiji karne par koi ladki bal pakad kar n mare
Boy – janti ho tum ladkiyon ke bal kyon bade hote hain?
Girl – its natural!
Boy – nhi, balki eshliye taki Juyein ushme jhula jhul shake…..

ok ja

are yaar bhut der se bor ho raha tha .....

or tu bhi pata nhi kaha busy raheti h,......

hiiiiiiiiiiiiii buddyyyyyyyyyyyy i miss you
kaisi h tu yaar

good evening buddy

Rahul gandhi : Maa aapki wajah se meri shadi nahi ho rahi hai.
Soniya : Wo kaise ?
Rahul : Aapke har poster me likha hota hai
Soniya ko
"BAHUMAT" do..hahaha

good night buddy take care....