Police wale ne carwale ko roka- "yeh suraksha week hai.
Aap belt pehn
kar car chala rahe hain,
isliye aapko Rs 5,000 ka inaam
dia jata hai.
aap is inaam ka kya karoge ?"
car driver- "mein iss inaam se apna driving license banwaunga"
pichli seat par baithi uski maa boli- "iski bat ka yakin mat karo.
ye sharab pi kr kuch b bolta hai.
"
uske papa bole- "muje pata tha ki chori ki car me
hm zyada dur nhi ja payenge."
Tabhi dikki se awaz ayi-
"bhai hmne border par kar lia kya ?.............. "


smiling morning

general knowledge

1. Money is not everything
There are credit cards too.
2. Love animals
They are tasty.
3. Save water
Drink juices.
4. Study is healthy
Leave it for sick.
5. Books are holy
Dont touch them.
6. No noise in class
You disturb those asleep.
7. Must get married
Happiness is not the only aim of life.


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Dimag Jiska
...ICE
Jivan Uska
...NICE

Dil Jiska
...PURE
Safalta Mile
...SURE

Nazar Jiski
...CLEAR

wo Bane Sabka
...DEAR
.
.
.
ajhi chashma lagalo yarr...


GOOD EVENING

STRANGE….
We wish 2 earn lots of money but
we’ve the best of times with just 10bucks in pocket…..
We wish 2 wear high brands but
we feel most comfortable in pajama pants…..
We wish to sit in Taj & Marriot with elite people
but we enjoy the roadside vendor foods with friends the most….
We wish to own big cars & go on long drives
yet we talk our heart out only while walking down long roads….
We’ve ipods filled with songs
but a song on the radio brings a smile that cant be compared….

LIFE’S SIMPLE INDEED.WE MAKE IT COMPLEX BY RUNNING AFTER WHAT
NEVER GIVE US JOY…. !

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